Jeremy Clarkson speaks out about suspicious incidents on his farm

The owner of Cotswolds-based Diddly Squat Farm, Jeremy Clarkson, said that he has noticed suspicious activity around his home in recent weeks.

The owner of Cotswolds-based Diddly Squad Farm, Jeremy Clarkson, said that he has noticed suspicious activity around his home.
Photo from Jeremy Clarkson’s Instagram @jeremyclarkson1.

In his column for The Sun, Mr Clarkson revealed that “five men in a van came into the farmyard”.

The men then checked out the security cameras and asked Kaleb how many dogs were on the site, the TV presenter added.

Concerned about his safety, Mr Clarkson said: “I reported this to the police, who said the plates on the van had been cloned.

“More worryingly, on two separate nights in the last week, a drone has been spotted, scouting the house and the farmyard.”

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Security systems ‘up to scratch’

Mr Clarkson explained what he heard from the local police officers: “The police say it does look like we are being recced by wrong ‘uns and that we should ensure our security systems are up to scratch.”

He added that the Diddly Squat Farm has the best system of all when it comes to stopping intruders and scaring robbers away.

Unfortunately, Mr Clarkson is not the only person who has recently been targeted by trespassers.

He wrote: “A mate came round to say thieves had cut the wires to his security lighting and alarm system and broken into his barn.”

The owner of Diddly Squat Farm has also warned any intruders: “Anyone who tries to burgle us is going to have their eardrums turned into a blood-speckled gooey mush.”

At the end of 2024, Mr Clarkson announced that season five of Clarkson’s Farm is officially in production.

While talking to the media back in September, he also confirmed that they were likely to wrap up filming for season four “in a couple of weeks”.  

The material then needs to be edited and translated, so Clarkson’s Farm fans should be expecting the new season to come out around May 2025. 

What is more, the TV presenter and Cotswolds farmer has agreed to host Cereals 2026 at his farm.

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